http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=GCQ11.CMX

If you aren’t convinced yet of George Washington Toilet Tissue’s superior durability and at home softness, stay tuned for a bargain of a lifetime offer; for when gold crosses the magical 1776 figure,  Uncle Ben, Fed Chairman, will offer a six month’s supply of free asswipe to the first 12,000 welfare cases–offer does not apply to banker welfare recipients–lining up at War Castle headquarters in Hamiliton DC Washington DC.

Ain’t no one dat loves Amerika mo dan Uncle Ben.

On a slightly more serious note, in case anyone needs reminding as to what the greatest con job on Planet Earth is, listen to His Majesty Al Greenspan who informs us the Fed can do anything they want.  I guess that why Mayer Amschel said what he said.

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