Welcome to the world little Freddie!
Here’s your celebratory Hepatitis B jab.
Now that didn’t hurt, did it?
In 8 days it’s off with your schmuck.
In 18 years you’ll be able to vote for the candidate of your choice, reflecting the island of freedom you live on.
Some numbers, however, are not to be questioned.
That’s the law, whether it’s on the books or not.