What do we do with all the radioactive water?

Do the only logical thing, something we’ve done from the beginning–dump it in the Pacific Ocean at night and tell the world we have a slight problem with storing slightly toxic water.  The Musical Chairs Japanese Government will play along with our game, as well as the UN/IAEA/IMF, the Teleprompter Messiah, and Carla Bruni’s pet midget.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch TEPCO to announce Fukushima I now stable http://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/japan-to-declare-fukushima-nuclear-plant-in-stable-condition.

“Cold shutdown”, however, only refers to the state of FEMA Camp-bound comatose humanity.