Your documents are insufficient, Fukushima.  You say you can’t go back to your homes.  You say we’ve ruined your lives.  Please, get real.  Nuclear power is safe, clean, cheap, and, above all, effective at combating crime it change.  Coal-fired power stations kill millions every year, whereas Chernobyl and Fukushima have killed no one.  We have to be eco-friendly, y’know, and your emotional responses to our kind gestures are incompatible to life in the modern world.  We suggest you trash those dosimeters and join us in the clean-up at 福島第一.  Bring your children along. and know, above all, we’re on your side.