Fukushima–merely the worst nuclear problem since Chernobyl.  But we Japanese have achieved a cold shutdown–rice will be grown here this year–so things are finally under control with TEPCO’s hyperactive child.  Let’s fly as close to Ground Zero as possible and take a few shots for tonight’s Eyewitness News.

If NHK shows Number 4’s reactor lid, why don’t they do the same with Number 3?

Because its “hydrogen explosion” blew it and its MOX fuel rods to smithereens?

If you need reminding, here it is-

So where is it?

It’s gone just like most minds everywhere, now in a state of cold shutdown, as they have been since the beginning of this latest Kali Yuga.

I have no time for Fukushima, KO…I’ve got to text my cell mates.