Constitutional, liberty-promoting terrorist extraordinaire, invents the swivel chair.
If you are sitting on one now, think about your crime against humanity
not to mention your egregious carbon footprint.
Get off it right now, and find the most sportsmanlike way of surrendering
to your loving authorities
because the Feds are going to outlaw them too
just like they started outlawing liberty in 1863.
And if you have any complaints about that
an empty suit will disappear you.