Just another reminder of moribund Amerika is this http://news.yahoo.com/fat-forecast-42-americans-obese-2030-192747932–abc-news-health.html story I came across a couple of minutes ago.  Amerikans, get off your fat–nay, sorry, your obese–asses and do something like purchasing a rebounder, assuming it can handle your giant mass.  Eat less, much less (Google “Upday Downday Diet”), buy a juicer, and do some exercises like jumping.