Iran obviously did it.
Can we have some evidence, please.
Look, everyone knows Iran proxy Hezbollah did it.
OK, can we have some evidence, please.
The attack has all the hallmarks of Iran. Everyone knows this.
Great. Can we have some evidence, please.
It’s obvious you strumpeting shiksa! Open your fucking eyes. Iran is the greatest danger to the free world, whereas Israel is Earth’s premier shining example of freedom. We must deal with Iran, however, in the most forceful manner before it takes away your freedom to ask me more of your stupid questions!
Um, OK, did Mossad carry out 9-11?