Conspiracy theorists are people, too, you know.  And as such, we also have to stay in shape.   I would bet, moreover, that the tin foil community, on the whole, are healthier and happier than the bulk of those gleefully heading for their rendezvous at the UN-sanctioned Smithfield Packing House.

I don’t have one of these rebounders yet, but my gut tells me to at least consider purchasing one and having it in one’s fitness bag of tricks.