Mass media now describe this ongoing environmental catastrophe
as “Last year’s accident at Fukushima”.
It’s over, everything’s under control.
Radioactive school lunches pose no immediate health risks.
Radiation spikes in a city near you are nothing to worry about
The more important baseball playoffs approach.
Nature Loving Japan building more plutonium factories
to fight demonic carbon dioxide.
No insurance company, strangely, goes near safe, clean and cheap nuke plants
The taxpaying pee-ons underwrite the Friendly Atom.
China’s outta control, Fukushima’s under control
Japan nuke free by 2030…2035…2040…2050…
It’s outta the ball park!
Seaborg hits his 24,200th career home run!