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Mass media now describe this ongoing environmental catastrophe

as “Last year’s accident at Fukushima”.  

It’s over, everything’s under control.

Radioactive school lunches pose no immediate health risks.

Radiation spikes in a city near you are nothing to worry about

The more important baseball playoffs approach. 

Nature Loving Japan building more plutonium factories

to fight demonic carbon dioxide.

No insurance company, strangely, goes near safe, clean and cheap nuke plants

The taxpaying pee-ons underwrite the Friendly Atom.

China’s outta control, Fukushima’s under control

Japan nuke free by 2030…2035…2040…2050…

It’s outta the ball park!

Seaborg hits his 24,200th career home run!